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Spamalot! and NOT the musical!

Okay, folks.  Time to check out your spam folders.  You just may be a winner! Mr. Wang Shu, for example, wants me to keep his proposal top secret. Apparently, he would like me to contact him about “details as regards to the transfer of $6,500,000.00 to you. This money initially belongs to a client who […]

One of my favorite holiday performances!

I never get tired of Straight No Chaser’s rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas. It always makes me smile! Still sharing holiday songs as we countdown to the new year! Enjoy! And don’t forget to enter my holiday contest! a Rafflecopter giveaway

Cows with Guns

Well, it’s Thursday, and that means … nothing in particular! Except that I was trolling the web recently and ran across a site I’d bookmarked ages ago. How can “We will fight for bovine freedom” not amuse? Seriously, check it out… Cows With Guns

Haiku to you, too!

When I was in elementary school, we studied poetry, like most kids do. And we had to write a Haiku, like most kids do. I still remember mine (prepare to be astounded): Hippopotamus Why do you like gooey mud So brown and sticky? Catchy, eh? And on a similarly random note: When my oldest was […]

Butt that's so inappropriate!

As I mentioned on Friday, my little one just had surgery. Perhaps it was the codeine. Perhaps it was the kid. Frankly, I’m thinking the kid. Another episode of Heard at Our House: [scrippet] INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT The television is tuned to Real Housewives of Orange County. The PARENTS sit on the couch, […]

Sometimes, you just have to die

Overheard at my house: [Scrippet] INT. STUDY – NIGHT WRITER sits at her computer, face lit only by the blueish glow of the monitor. Her fingers tap a rhythm on the keyboard. A CRASH interrupts the stillness. DRAMA PRINCESS (O.S.) What do I do? What do I do!?! Writer tilts her head, looking up at […]

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